KPOP IDOLS: The Virgins and Non-Virgins

I was a little bored a few hours ago and a thought popped up in my brain. I was thinking about all those rules and shit in KPOP, and wondered who were still virgins and who were not. Believe me when I say I actually thought about this for quite some time. It took some strong analysis of how they talk, how they walk, what their personalities are, what they’ve been saying, how they act and how strong their Christian faith in. I made up this list out of boredom and my opinions, so don’t hate little troll. Even if they aren’t virgins, it doesn’t make them any less of a person. And I still love them all bit by bit. :)

As you noticed, I didn’t insert all the KPOP groups here not because they’re too many, but I can only analyze groups that I’ve kept my tab on. So without further ado:

SUPER JUNIOR:
VIRGINS- Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Eunhyuk, Siwon (50%), Kibum
NON-VIRGINS- Heechul, Leeteuk, Hankyung, Shindong, Yesung, Donghae, Kangin, Sungmin

I cannot imagine Kyuhyun and Ryeowook having sex. Never. Maybe it’s ’cause they’re the maknaes. Ryeowook also screams virgin in my mind. He just seems a little fragile imo. LOL Kibum is a little too young as well, but you’ll never really know what he has been doing when he went on his little leave. =)) Eunhyuk is freakin’ crazy, but he’s such a dork and he doesn’t look like he knows where to put it either (though it is well known that he has a 60GB drive filled with porno haha). Siwon was a little confusing so I gave him a 50%. Boy is pretty much every bit of a Christian that he says and shows he is, but he’s so sexy and screams sex in every movement he makes. Plus, he’s so touchy with the members. Maybe Heechul (who I’m 100% sure that isn’t a virgin) lured him into doing a few naughty things. Haha! Kidding aside, I also think Leeteuk is not a virgin because he’s already pretty much old enough to get married. I think I’d be a little upset if he is still a virgin. Hankyung is guilty by association with Heechul and ’cause he also seems like that type who does it with his girlfriend. Shindong obviously isn’t since he’s been in a relationship with Nari for more than 4 years. Yesung is pretty much open to anything, so maybe he did it before debuting. Donghae has a LOT of scandals and rumors, and if it were really true that he dated Jessica (and if those pictures of them making out are really them), then he looks like he’s done it a lot of times. Oh, and did you notice how much sexual tension he has on stage? Yeah, I thought so. Kangin is the bad boy of the group and he runs after pretty girls a lot, so I highly doubt his innocence. Sungmin however may scream innocent, but remember, he’s been around girls since his young age and he dances sexily a little TOO well with girls if you know what I mean.

SHINee:
VIRGINS- Taemin, Minho, Onew, Key
NON-VIRGINS- Jonghyun

I think all of them are virgins. But that’s what I’d want to think. Jonghyun just doesn’t seem to cut it that much. He looks like he’s done it at least once in his early teens when he was a little curious. Screw the “I-don’t -know-how-to-date-girls” statement. Haha! And he has a girl friend now, a girlfriend who poses with her chest puffed out in pink lingerie. So yeah. Key was a little doubtful, but I still couldn’t imagine it. Even with tons of boner pics in the net, I believe the SHINee boys are mostly innocent.

BIGBANG:
VIRGINS- Daesung, Taeyang
NON-VIRGINS- GD, TOP, Seungri

Taeyang has been known to be a noob in relationships. He even has a song, “I need a girl” to prove it. Even if I try to squint my eyes and imagine him having sex, I can’t. Even if he dances and gyrates to a million sexy songs like a pro, he still feels and looks like a virgin to me. Daesung is still a virgin imo because I can’t see him having sex as well. Period. Haha! GD, TOP and Seungri are not virgins. Not in your wildest dreams. :))

U-KISS:
VIRGINS- Kevin, Alexander, AJ, Dongho
NON-VIRGINS- Soohyun, Kiseop, Eli, Kibum, Hoon

Kevin, Alexander and Dongho are well-known for not having any experience in relationships. Kevin and Alexander even admit to not having their first kiss (though Kevin already did in a play, but that doesn’t count). Soohyun looks like he’s done it because he knows how to treat a lady well and he’s very sweet when he’s around them. Kiseop isn’t because the world isn’t fair if a boy as gorgeous as him is still a virgin. Haha! Eli isn’t because he’s too experienced not to be. He’s the casanova of U-Kiss after all. Kibum has Hyungjoon as an older brother. I imagine they had a lot of girls after them in their early schooling years. As for the two new members, I think AJ is still a virgin because he’s been busy his whole life. But I think there’s also a high chance he’s done it. Hoon however has the best banging body in the whole U-Kiss. If he hasn’t used that, I’d be surprised.

2PM:
VIRGINS- Junsu, Junho, Wooyoung
NON-VIRGINS- Nickhun, Taecyeon, Jaebum, Chansung

Junsu and Junho are in the virgins section because they’re dorks and can’t seem to get a girl. I can’t imagine why not though, because those two are awesome. Wooyoung is the ultimate dork. He never even had a relationship before and he doesn’t know how to act around girls. I don’t think it’s possible he’s had sex. Nope, I can’t even imagine it. Nickhun, no matter how cute and adorable he is, obviously already did it. He’s been around the world since his childhood and his face attracts every single girl around him. ‘Nuff said. Taecyeon is a nerd, but he knows how to tear clothing a little too well. Haha! Jaebum is from America and has already admitted to watching tons of porn and having a lot of girls fall over him. I doubt he’s never done it. Chansung, even if he is the youngest and is my bias in 2PM, oozes sexual tension. He doesn’t look like he’s the youngest as well. He also loves going to clubs and partying. He’s young and hot, and I don’t take it against him.

2AM:
VIRGINS- Jokwon, Jinwoon
NON-VIRGINS- Changmin, Seulong

Jokwon is a virgin because he has no experience and… can you even imagine him doing it? o_o Jinwoon looks like a virgin to me. He’s so cute. I wouldn’t know too well though because you’ll never know, maybe he smuggled a few girls in their dorm asking them to play. Haha! Changmin’s been to the army, and though that may not seem like a legit reason enough to say he’s not a virgin, we all know when you’re in the army your sexuallity becomes more open. Also, he has a voice that just makes your panties drop. Easy access. LMAO =)) Seulong just looks like he’s done it. He walks and moves like he’s done it. My observation, I guess.

MBLAQ:
VIRGINS- Thunder, Mir
NON-VIRGINS- G.O, Leejoon, Seungho

Thunder grew up very sheltered and when he came to Korea he was practially shipped to debut. Companies don’t give much free time for extra-curricular activities so yeah. Mir is too immature and adorable to have sex. I doubt he’d even kissed a girl. His viewpoint of love itself is so juvenile as well. Haha G.O. and Seungho are not virgins because they look like they’ve already done it with their exes. Seungho even seems like he’d had a one night stand. But that’s just me and the vibe I get from him. Leejoon doesn’t seem like one either. He looks he’d do it to release a lot of built up tension in him. Plus, he’s a classical dancer. Okay, that doesn’t really justify. XD

C.N.BLUE:
VIRGINS- Minhyuk, Jungshin
NON-VIRGINS- Jonghyun, Yonghwa

Minhyuk is such a sweet looking person. He looks so innocent. He’s my bias as well, so I don’t want him to be a non-virgin because I want him to wait for me. Haha! Jungshin doesn’t seem like he’s done it. He’s just like a younger brother (who’s incredibly tall) that acts more like a bridge than the people on it himself. Jonghyun, though I might get killed for this, looks very experienced. He’s an ulzzang too, so he attracted a lot of girls fo’sho. Yonghwa’s had his share, I’m pretty sure. He was amazed with Seohyun’s innocence as well. That was probably the breath of fresh air he needed that’s why he fell for her so deep. Haha!

DBSK:
VIRGINS-
NON-VIRGINS- ALL OF THEM. OYEAH.

They just aren’t okay? You’ll know when you see them and watch them, I swear. =))

SNSD:
VIRGINS- Seohyun, Sunny, Yoona, Hyoyeon, Taeyeon, Yuri, Sooyoung
NON-VIRGINS- Jessica, Tiffany

I think all of them are virgins, especially Seohyun (because she’s so innocent! I’ve never seen a girl so afraid of touching a guy so closely before haha), except for Jessica and Tiffany. It’s not only because they’re born in America, but because there’s already been an issue with Tiffany in the party scene before and her wanting her skirt to be shorter than the rest of SNSD. But that was the past and I think she’s over the whole “I-need-to-outshine-my-members” thing. Jessica ain’t a virgin because she’s obviously not. HAHA! Before you say something about how my logic is false, think about it and analyze her for a while. PLUS, I already mentioned her thing with Hae in the past. So there. :D

And as I said, these are all my opinions and views based on how I’ve been observing them and hearing them in variety shows, music videos, interviews, fanmeets, concerts and fancams. We’ll never really know the truth unless they admit it themselves (FAT CHANCE). Though I’m sure we’d all like to believe that our idols are innocent, sweet and lovely people, we must remember that these are humans too. And like every human, we all have our sexuality. Even the young ones in the bunch get curious I’m sure. I’ll never dispell the thought of them not being virgins because the possibility of them all being virgins is like, WTF. No way. Haha!

You can give me your opinions too. I’m very curious about who you think are virgins and who aren’t. :)

-humanpaperdoll